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[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

It's not pressure under the wings, it's fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.

(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it's not fake.)

[–] Salamand@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

But then how can they fly upside down?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Because air doesn't give a fuck about gravity

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