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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ice-Cube is now stuck in my ceiling fan.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

He's probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

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