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A 3-tonne, $1.5 billion satellite to watch Earth’s every move is set to launch this week
(theconversation.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Just what we needed, more surveillance /s
Did you read the part where this is a radar satellite designed for monitoring the climate? That is, did you read anything besides the headline before you decided: "Yeah, I think I'm able to make informed commentary about this"?
Like others have pointed out, It was indeed very much tongue-in-cheek.