this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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I'll volunteer to keep y'all safe from this demon.
Get in the line, buddy
Are doing like a lottery selection or some time of raffle for this?
I'm going to work really hard to make something of myself to win the attention of the sloth demon.