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[–] xylol@leminal.space 11 points 21 hours ago (12 children)

That happens nightly unless a user is still running which causes the next day to run all slow and laggy

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

I'm fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time

[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain's gone blank moments? Now you know.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you trying to deport me???

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Believe it or not...straight to jail.

I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

Hmm. /me Makes you disappear entirely except for your mouth.

Promptly get stuck in a boobytrapped express elevator.

Ok, fair enough.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago

Just the belly button robots then

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