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As if they didn't have some simple hex that can protect them from physical projectiles.
They would have been killed a long time ago by arrows.
Guns are a lot faster then arrows. There wouldn't be enough reaction time.
In the books it explains that wizard robes have charms against physical attacks woven into the threads. They're wearing full body bulletproof vests.
Yes but imagine magic infused guns
I mean yeah, one Bayonetta could take on the entire wizarding world with both hands behind her back.
... a gun in each of them, killing two targets at once, mid-backflip, while delivering innuendo.