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Avocados on the house (lemmy.zip)
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[โ€“] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Clerk: "Um, sir, that doesn't look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?"

  • The jig is up. Run

  • Apologize profusely

  • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don't know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

de-dice-6 de-dice-5

de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] "Is this not a banana?" You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: "Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana"

de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

[โ€“] NotErisma@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

>me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

soviet-pout : "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

top-use-words : "Avocados aren't red"

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