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[-] dumples@kbin.social 95 points 10 months ago

Nothing funnier when hearing the players come up with the right solution right away and then immediately dismissing it.

[-] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 50 points 10 months ago

Or my party, struggling with unlocked doors.

DM (later): "all you had to do was turn the fucking knob"

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

How exactly does that happen? Aren't most doors unlocked?

Though in all fairness, the one time I played D&D we spent like 20 minutes working out how to go through some small hole 70 feet up in the roof, before deciding to just go through the door that we all knew was there and unlocked.

[-] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

The DM describes some fancy heavy door. Someone tries to listen through the door. Barbarian tries to bash it open but rolls a nat 1 and stubs his toe taking 2 damage. Rogue tries to pick it, rolls a 3 and ends up locking the door. Cleric doesn't even realize there's a door there. Lack of skill continues ad nauseum for 20 minutes.

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