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Dad Jokes

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[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This may be the perfect dad joke.

Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

[–] wile_e8@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Just told this one to my son.

Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"

Me: "But you didn't."

[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

[–] SpaceToast@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] balrogslayer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A stick!

I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

[–] disney@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chocolate except I spilled glue on it

[–] Fleeing_snail@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?

[–] coldhotman@nrsk.no 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] simo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

God.

Good one dad !

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