This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
Just told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
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God.
Good one dad !
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