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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Kelvin Bares the Cross

Re: Righteous Gemstones

[-] wowsa@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

What the hell did I just watch?!

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Kelvin is the youth pastor for his dad’s megachurch. This part of his performative acting out as a result of not wanting to be a youth pastor forever. In case you couldn’t tell from the video he is also coded as a deeply closeted gay man.

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wait a minute ... does this mean Jesus was undead!? Of course, it all makes sense now!

^40^ And they laughed at him. But he put them all outside and took the child's father and mother and those who were with him and went in where the child was. ^41^ Taking her by the hand he said to her, “Talitha cumi,” which means, “Little girl, I say to you, arise.” ^42^ And immediately the girl got up and began walking (for she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement. ^43^ And he strictly charged them that no one should know this, and told them to give her something to eat. ^44^ Preferably brains.