Image Description: A meme with a blue background. On the right, there is a photo of an elderly woman laying on the ground with her head raised, as if she had fallen down. On the left, there is a younger man with a stethoscope hanging around his neck writing something on a clipboard. In big word art, the text says "Why flirt? When there's life alert?"

In smaller text right beside the elderly woman, it says "hey there big boy". The text besides the younger man says, "You gotta stop doing this Edna". In the far top right corner, there is a life alert device.