I live in germany, so I cant on sundays, 'cauze everything is closed.

Cake is great for breakfast

The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

Except the police

Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday

Don't limit your self, try subbing out your normal lunch for a "cakewich".

I see you haven't purchased "The Wife" package.

This reminds me of how the guy who first proposed quantum superposition drank and smoked himself to death because he figured nothing mattered

Your arteries will do you. Eventually. But till then: go for it!

Just had a similar experience with my birthday. Reminded me that I can just buy stuff for myself, so the excitement we had as kids isn't there lol.

A wild Snorlax blocks the path...