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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

In that case I'm gonna need a slow cooker

(I'm a morbidly obese male)

[-] ThePac@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

wolf whistle

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 70 points 1 year ago
[-] shami@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket

[-] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?

I'm over here speedrunning that recipe ๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] cactus@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

concise decision

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Why will mine only take 5mins? );

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Me a man: welp better go 60

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I figured it was bread crumbs

[-] Panurge987@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh

[-] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke

[-] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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