Kif, show them the medal I won.
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Tuvok: *sigh* Sexlexia…
It just makes sense. That has to be 20-25% less material to replicate per uniform. There's coffee in those pants.
By that logic they should recycle all clothing and install a nudist workplace policy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) im sure the lack of insulation will compensate by everyone running 5 degrees hotter
Neelix in a skant… do not want.
Coward.
You know, my people used have a saying...
Life is breezy in the Dressa Quandrent
You need your full range of motion in the Delta quadrant.
Does this mean you also enjoyed ~~Orange River's~~ Junkball Media's skant video?
Every time I see the skant, two things come to mind:
- Lotta leg-shaving going on. That or leggings. I'm not opposed to either as an aesthetic choice, but it kind adds a layer to the impracticality.
- I think the absence of a belt is what keeps these from reading like a kilt or tunic. Either of which would be a fantastic nod to traditional affectation for earthling personnel (as other races do). Instead, the skant sits in this men's apparel uncanny-valley of sorts, where it's neither a dress, dress uniform, gown, or nightshirt.
Due to ~~my own fantasy subroutines~~ exposure to an alien disease of an, ahem, intimate nature, I prescribe short skirts or dresses at all times, for all crew members.
Saves fabric and therefore energy!