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[-] FatTony@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

No, NO! She said the FIRST table. Not table ONE. Why are women like this???? /s

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I work with juniper switches 0 is my 1

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

Fuck juniper fr though

[-] Philo_and_sophy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Also the plot of Before Sunset 🏆

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why the fuck would you spell it "1st" if it's not 1?

Edit: Which is not pronounced "onest". I think people might be missing the point here; I'm actually a fan of zero indexing.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

They said 1st as an abbreviation of first (it's a normal abbreviation 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 7th abbreviate first, second, third ... seventh)

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Sure, but you have to see how it's an own goal if you're showing up to table 0.

[-] ElectricMoose@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Interestingly, we've got the same glitch in the Gregorian calendar, where the year 0 doesn't exist. So the 21st century started in 2001…

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yup. We should really zero-index century names and years AD/BC as well, but we don't. If we were still using Roman numerals it would be no big deal, but we rarely do, so there's a confusing clash. I'm not sure if it was this programming humour community or another where I had a big exchange on the topic before.

I suppose you could have some kind of positional system that's one-indexed, so 999AD = 1111999AD, and 2000 would be written 2111, but you'd have to completely redo the way arithmetic works, and that defeats the point a bit. And, the new 999 would not be our 999, because it's effectively base 9.

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