I watched one HTML video 5 years ago, and now I'm using a De-Googled phone, Linux, and get a more paranoid than I should when I see and Echo Dot. This is not what I signed up for...

Somehow I fall within all these categories

Finally someone who doesn't call me either a corporate simp or paranoid

with how contentious Red Hat and Canonical decisions have been lately, the mid panel should have Arch and Debian replacing Ubuntu and Fedora.

Look at me, I AM big tech now Self hosted, or it doesn't exist

Middle panel on most points, but only because too dumb & impulsive to be tech paranoid.

Don't be dumb & impulsive, kids, it is not a good mix.

There's should be a Matrix app in the middle or at the right.

People care so much about the weirdest stuff.

I use ms edge on linux. Evil laugh

I tick all the boxes for the middle one

With every passing year, little by little I go deeper to the privacy paranoid side.

But my focus is way more anti big corporation than pro privacy, that fact those are almost one and the same is mostly a side effect for me.

Tech conservative. What does it mean if I use librewolf?

is IRC still a thing? was huge 20 years ago, what happened to it

I use Edge, my favourite (or more accurately, most comfortable) OS is probably Ubuntu, and I self host a bunch of stuff.

The hell does that make me?