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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 151 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They work at Salesforce, that entire company is an exercise in bullshit.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Looks to me like they work as a developer of the Salesforce platform for a company called Penrod.

Doesn’t make them any less of an idiot, but #justsayin

And yeah, Salesforce is a garbage fire of a company.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 33 points 10 months ago

LOL, they’re hiring! Quick everyone, go and get a $160,000 job you’re not qualified for.

https://penrod.co/careers/senior-salesforce-consultant--5627204

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Penrod? What a phallic name!

[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

that would be a good name for a discreet vibrator

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As someone in IT Security Architecture, most of colleagues are fucking morons. It's entirely possible she did just as well as they do.

Like, I had to teach one architect how NAT works. Dude at 10 years experience.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

Tbf even if you're in IT, it's easy to forget the networking details if you don't deal with it regularly.

[–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I did a few years in a Security Architecture role at a large enterprise. The amount of times I had to explain basic stuff to Enterprise Architects, Principal Engineers, and Principal developers with decades of experience was truly mind numbing.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 47 points 10 months ago

Obviously a joke but a hilarious one.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Is this where everyone was clapping on the bus?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago

I want this sitcom

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago