this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Uhhh… you got this meme format literally backwards. Red delicious apples definitely did not draw 25 on this card, because they look great but are dead inside.

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Well that’s what I get for being tired and making memes….I mean I was actually being super meta…yeah, that’s it.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Ok. I'm glad I wasn't just missing some Gen Z surreal in-joke or simply missing something obvious.

(Don't get me wrong, I love Gen Z surreal in-jokes even if I'm older than Gen Z.)

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

How to edit my post…

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Apple Rankings calls them "Coffee Grinds in a Leather Glove" and gives them a 25/100. They really are awful.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you. It's been a while since a website has brought me this much joy:

  • Cortland Apple: "A Damp Hacky Sack"
  • Gala Apple: "The Inoffensive Mainstay"
  • Pinova (Piñata) Apple: "A Papier Mache Fruit Husk"
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Arkansas Black: is better than: eating a rock

Edit: Newtown Pippin "Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom"

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

TIL there are apple commercials.

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They’re not wrong.

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Dude should be holding no cards

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You gotta give it to red delicious apples: they sure are red.

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Envy apples FTW!