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You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever. (lemmy.world)
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  1. create humans
  2. promise them an eternal afterlife
  3. grow tired of them but you never lie or go back on your word
  4. while thinking of a loophole the word loop gets stuck in your head so you realize you can just put them all in a time loop where they live eternally but you don't have to deal with them anymore
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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

That would explain Jeremy Bearimy

[-] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

This? The dot over the i? That broke me.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

That’s my birthday!

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's Tuesdays, July and also when nothing never happens! My favorite time!

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

we can call it 'the universe'

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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