Melbourne

Sounds like it's trying to rain outside

Couriers please you fucking numpties

Fuckin incompetent couriers 🖕

Before anybody tries to defend them them, about 10 metres away is a gigantic, vehicle sized, wide open gate he could've used. But he couldn't be arsed

In other news I got a pamphlet in my letterbox about "labour indoctrinating children with gender-fluidity" yeah... Righto lol. Honestly the sort of person with the intelligence to leave a parcel on the side of the footpath is definitely the kind of person that believes "immigrants are ruining the economy!", "labour indoctrinate$ children with the gay!", and "petter Dutton will save the economy!". Wouldn't surprise me if Mr. Courier please was the one that stuck it in there

Boss: "Ok, what are we working on this week?" Me: "I mean I showed up, do I get points for that? gotta be honest with ya, there aint lot to do given the change freeze."

I've decided today's kitchen theme is "probiotic". I have yoghurt culturing and started a new pot of sauerkraut. Once I am off the antibiotics I will have some reinforcements for my intestinal microflora ready to go!

So I've ended up with a gift card to one of my most hated shopping places.

David Jones.

Overpriced and almost nothing that interests me there.

One possible thing I could do is use it to buy a laptop bag or am I better off spending my own money and claiming it as a tax deduction?

Emergency trip for Zylkene because the bottle was finished. (Glad I went out the back way or I would’ve had a run in with the severely creepy neighbour.)

Eugh. Bad warm

Not feeling the heat yet. Heading into work at around 10 though. Hopefully not a gross sweaty mess when I arrive

Apparently my neighbours think it's a good time to operate a leaf blower. Not too sure exactly what their thought process is...

Bit of jaegermeister, some water, and ice. Where's this cool change, batman?