Why aren’t we seeing this type of energy towards politicians? They’re the ones making the laws that companies exploit.
Even in death they'd be causing sea levels to rise.
But they're providing valuable nutrients to endangered sea critters, so it balances out from an environmental perspective.
Polluting the sea is not cool either
Also rocks can be valuable too
Could we not go for a more sustainable solution? I'm sure they'd make a pretty decent fertiliser.
The CEOs will be fully recycled by sea life. Steel is just iron and carbon, no real damage to the environment as they rust away. And boulders are inert. And we can make sure the CEOs are dressed in suits made of all natural fibers when we chuck 'em in the drink!
We are just replenishing the world's supply of low radiation steel. In a thousand years scientists will be so thankful.
CEOs instead of students!
Truly. That's why they like yachts. Deep in their hearts, they yearn for the Sea. They know they are meant to become one with it!
