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[-] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

Pffft. If you only start debugging after so many lines, you're asking for it. Always test small parts as much as possible.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

After working with Clojure where dev workflow is interactive, I can't imagine going back to writing a bunch of code and then trying to compile it all at once. Being able to run your code as you write it saves you an incredible amount of headache.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 day ago

"Maybe I'll try learning more about C++ templates today..."

Wall of incomprehensible errors

"Maybe not."

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they're all unrelated, woof.

[-] 7eter@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

just in case:

If you or someone you know is struggling please reach out for help! There are several helplines that you can contact for support:

https://findahelpline.com/i/iasp

Ah, going with the quantum bogo sort then.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey 600 loc is way more than I've ever done in a day Then again I washed out of the industry ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I would suggest the author stick to their day job but they don't seem to be good at that either.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 3 days ago
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[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

That's why they're at the bottom.

this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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