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Leopards Ate My Face

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Huh, who woulda thunk this would happen?

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[–] Bransons404@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Forgive my ignorance, but doesn't marriage make her a citizen

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

Nope. Still visa then green card (PR). After some amount of years with a green card, can apply for citizenship. There might be other ways, but that's what I've known a couple of people to do.

[–] randombullet@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Only if you follow up with the paperwork. A marriage certificate doesn't entitle you to anything aside from an ITIN.

I have no idea about US immigration law but in Australia marriage just isn't relevant.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 5 months ago

“I’m on of the good ones!” They scream as they are being put into an ICE van.

“I voted for Trump!” They plead.

“I’m here legally!” They cry.

ICE cares not for their screams. For ICE only cares that they are non-white*.

*Don’t worry white immigrants. One day, you too shall be deported. Once all the non-white people are gone.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

lol. Sucks bruh.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Even they shouldn't be treated this way

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

He fucked around, and now he’s finding out.

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