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[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

IMO if you are willing to go/risk going to jail for some time best reasons are either stealing millions of dollars or murder. Nothing else is quite worth it

I guess the situation truly worthy considering for me would be getting paid millions of dollars for killing someone really and I mean really insufferable. Then I would seriously think about it

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[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago
[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sga 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

probably spend about billion dollars to make some particle accelerators, or ask some existing lab to let you move all your stuff into there lab, since ognassen would not last for even a second (all nearby elements are basically same in this, ognassen being most stable), so you would have to move your collection to their lab to have a "complete" set

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll have multiple particle accelerators that constantly runs as they decay in my basement

[–] sga 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Best of luck for the electricity bills

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[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
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