Any animal less that half of my size, so no more that 30 kilos, then depends if that animal have special skills, like poison, but still he gonna die with me.
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Honey badger. You need a makeshift axe or hammer, minimum, to damage them. They have claws, and you're in a coliseum with nothing but sand and sheer stone walls
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what about a honey badger or a pitbull? But they have a gun
Why did you give them a gun? Challenging fight with both btw, without guns, maybe I will lose one eye or something, but I will fight for win.
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You would get mauled and your eyes scratched out.
Oh man, can't have these threads without the killer chimpanzee fanfiction crew