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Google maps review of Whole Foods Market by Allan Mueller, 42 reviews, 8 photos.
4 stars.
Nice, sterile atmosphere. Hypnotically Caucasian. The chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of god's little tests
That is probably the review by a man with at least one "Hypnotically Caucasian"(dibs on the band name) woman out in a trailer, chained to a wall.
I plan to use Hypnotically Caucasian more often in day to day conversation.
why are google maps reviews so unhinged
'Hypnotically Caucasian' sounds like a phrase that a hyper nationalist Ásatrú would use unironically.
Imagine saying something like "hypnotically Caucasian" about any other race
Yes, that's part of the joke. It's so unnerving.
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