this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

You muh-muh-make me hu-hu-happy.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

He can become a youtuber with that haircut

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, if you want a Hitler Youth cut, you deserve to look like an idiot.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why would you cry because of haircut? Sometimes I am unsatisfied when I leave barbershop, but it's not like anyone cares about my haircut, lol.

In other words, just shave it off, and move on.

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