this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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and of all the amazing mustards available, she had to get stuck with one of the most shitty vinegary last-resort-only option
As a mustard lover, heinz isnt even close to the actual worst one, which is the whole foods brand mustard. Its made with apple cider and it is revolting. The best widely available yellow mustard to just grab in a store is plochman's.
There are so many awesome fancy mustards out there, but if I want the ballpark standard yellow mustard, I usually just go for French’s. It’s the same principle with ketchup. When I want ketchup I just want Heinz. If I go to a restaurant and they are all proud of their “house made” ketchup, it is probably going to be too sweet or tomatoy or whatever. Just give me what I grew up with and don’t mess with it.
That said my wife has been making mustard at home recently and it is amazing. It’s not yellow mustard but a tangy grainy mustard that is great.
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Ghosts, she got ghosts in her drive
Don't bother them, they guard the Magic Smoke.
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She make the directors mad, but somebody's gotta do it
My work wallpaper includes a picture of a product called 8 HOT DOGS IN BRINE that @Trilobyte@feddit.uk posted a few weeks ago
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If Heather is the one using the computer, why is the director of finance writing a support request for her? Or did she actually write it herself, using the name of the director?
Director of Finance: "Heather, why haven't you finished that finance report I asked for?"
Heather: "Uhhhhh, well. My screen has a picture of mustard on it? Sooo I couldn't do it?"
DOF: "That's ridiculous. Did you call IT?"
Heather: "Ummm, yeah, sure, but you know, they said they'd get around to checking it out."
DOF: "That won't do, I'll contact them for you, they'll listen to me on account of how important I am" (desperately hopes you acknowledge his "account" pun)
Heather: "Oh, well, okay boss, thanks" (dammit I don't wanna do that fuckin report)
What? Lmao
Heather told her boss and her boss is contacting IT
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