He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.
I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.
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5d chess or not, hear me out.
He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.
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It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.
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He got lucky
His luck ran out
Unfortunately at the end of the day people like this will still be rich and not have to worry about the problems the rest of us do.
they are capitalists. they don’t “lose” money they just hedge in ways we do not yet know about. :/
Ket is magic
That was my thought. I've never tried ketamine, but watching this clown dance through crises that would destroy a normal person makes me tempted to experiment.
Sad what drugs will do to a person.
Drugs did NOT do this to him. Bro has always been a psycho.
Agreed, but the drugs certainly made it worse.
Actually my theory is that ketamine + Twitter is the perfect storm of getting permanently sucked into an alt-right fantasy world.
They also used a very very old photo of him. He doesn't look like that anymore.
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He’s an idiotic twat. Always has been. Just took 20 whatever years for everyone to stop slobbering his cock and realize it.