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I could probably take Nurse Ratched in a fight.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 11 points 4 days ago

Krampus. It’s summer rn

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The ginosaji.

I'm sure I could survive 24 hours being hit with a spoon.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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God damn, has it really been that long?

Time is the fire in which we burn.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Jack Torrance from the shining

Percy Wetmore from the green mile

Warden Samuel Norton from Shawshank Redemption

Without their context they have little power.

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Shit. He's right. That isn't honorable prey.

Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago

Plankton, I choose you.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I feel a good amount of them are no match for the .45

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'd say Chucky, but any evil doll could probably kill me within the hour.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Unless he switches view modes like the one in Predator 2.

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