I could probably take Nurse Ratched in a fight.
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Krampus. It’s summer rn
I'm sure I could survive 24 hours being hit with a spoon.
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God damn, has it really been that long?
Time is the fire in which we burn.
Jack Torrance from the shining
Percy Wetmore from the green mile
Warden Samuel Norton from Shawshank Redemption
Without their context they have little power.
Shit. He's right. That isn't honorable prey.
Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.
Plankton, I choose you.
I feel a good amount of them are no match for the .45
I'd say Chucky, but any evil doll could probably kill me within the hour.
Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.