Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Love speaking to people but there isn't anyone offline to speak about bitcoin-assisted AI trading? Introducing the HyperReality VR! (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Tomassci@sh.itjust.works to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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No more boring conversations with outsiders that don't get that $latestshitcoin is going to go to the moon, no more sitting in mommy's wasteland. Our tech stack features a powerful face detection technology, state-of-the-art voice synthesis and stuff to make you appear way better, than you are.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Was about to downvote you and tell you to take your spam trash with you, then I realised what community you're posting. Have my angry upvote

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

I hate you.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was very on-board from the start, but my mild confusion turned near terminal towards the end of the proposal.

I think this idea needs to simmer a bit and then maybe the reduced version is ready to make Trillions, just like in the negative direction.