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Anon likes trains (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (12 children)

No turbulence while taking a piss or shit

Train bathrooms seem specifically designed to discourage using the bathroom while riding a train.

Also I had a laptop die from the constant vibrations destroying the hard disk drive.

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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, some of this is just silly and entirely based on the locations involved. For instance, a flight from Chicago to Florida is going to be cheaper and faster than Rail, and you’re not going to just hop off wherever the hell you want. And no you can’t just hop on the next one, you miss your train departure and you’re SOL.

I do also question the “safety” aspect. I’m pretty sure both trains and planes have extremely high safety rates, and are pretty much on par with each other.

Also… why is “on the ground” a bullet point? You’re on the ground 99.9% of your life, you telling me it’s not cool as shit to be flying through the air?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

would suck tho

As it's run now, yes.

Because rail is the abused bastard and air travel has the government pay for most of it's everything.

Cars too. The government buys your roads, your gas, your parking, and part of your car for you. Only trains need to more than vaguely gesture at paying their own way in this country.

Yes, the theoretical maximum speed for a plane is faster, but we dont fly supersonic anymore, and supersonic trains still exist.

hop on hop off

As run right now, sure. If we invested half as much in trains as cars and planes? Oh, easily. And even right now, amtrak's 'trip insurance' is basically license to do exactly that. I have used it this way before.

air travel is murdering the planey

Shut the fuck up, hippie

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The US public transportation, especially the passenger rail network is fucking pathetic.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

Parking is cheaper No TSA fingering your asshole Tickets are cheaper Safer travel On the ground Can take the next train if late

These aren't (completely) true where I live, it's still more convenient to take a plane or even drive to go to another major city 500-600km away, which is ridiculous specially considering that it's consistently ranked among the best high speed rail systems in the world.

[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Crackheads will steal the copper from the rail and cause a 30 car derailment.

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In case this is real: you realize that trains already exist, right? Crackheads don't "steal the copper from the rail", in part because the rails don't have copper (they're made of steel, the copper is in the overhead line), and in part because the rails are giant continuously-welded steel rails nailed to concrete sleepers; you can't just pick em up and walk off with em.

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