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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Huh... So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

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