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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

The confusion regarding the Midwest is exacerbated exponentially

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I only know solid, liquid, gaseous, and plasma. :(

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know more than you might think.

Glass is an other one. Superfluids, Supersolids, condensates, superconductors, you might know as well.

Then there are the others: liquid crystal, microphase, fermionic condensates, degenerate matter, quark matter, color glass condensate, string-net liquid, superglass, chain-melted state, quantum hall state, and photonic matter.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

All these newfangled snowflake states of matter! When I was young in 1874 there were only three and we didn't need any more!

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago

i would absolutely play this tabletop setting

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lake Doramos is ENORMOUS. Easily the largest in the world.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

The U.S. has 4 of the 5 largest freshwater lakes in the world; Doramos, Superior, Huron, and Michigan. Nature is beautiful!

[–] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

POV you're playing geoguessr and the map is long flat expanse in the middle of bumfuck nowhere but you know it's the US because of the roads and yet have no idea other than it's a random midwestern/plains state

looks at image for 0.5 seconds

"This is the gradient of western Kansas."

-Rainbolt, probably.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I want a huge Shandle shaped sticker.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Hello from sabmeg!

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

New Canada implies a possible universe where Canada plans a 3 day special military operation to free the oppressed people of Canada that live within US borders

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Baltichusets?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Thanks MapGPT

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 week ago

The cost of Trump's wall is gonna bankrupt us

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] Pandoras_Can_Opener@mander.xyz 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think the upper right corner should be just all New York.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

New York, New England, Maine. Rhode Island would totally stay independent but they should change their name to New Britain just to fuck with New England.

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

all my dakotas gone

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

The longer you look, the more ridiculous the names are. "Ohio", what the hell kind of name is that?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck, I'm still in Mississippi ☹️

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Thank God for Mississippi! Even when there are 138 states.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If Mississippi fell into the Gulf of ~~Mexico~~ ~~America~~ Oil, nobody would miss us.

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They forgot Alaska and Hawaii

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

No, they were deported, obviously.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, brings back all those summer memories I would have made at Lake Doramos.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The Trankish/Fitretion shore is nice, I guess, but when you live nearer the Canadian border and end up vacationing in Mesfate, you look forward to going back to school.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Ronald is really beautiful this time of year.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does Central Trankland get that big island in the middle of Lake Doramos?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Um, hello - War of 1831 anyone?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

They must have gotten their history education in Zackers.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Things have certainly changed since I was in school. But, that was 40 years ago, so IDK.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

I’m still salty we didn’t get New Canada

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kansas looks in the mirror and sees Chaster.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

And Nebraska sees Oyblaf.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Honestly, as a European I dare say most Europeans couldn’t name all 50 states, and definitely not place them on a map.

I’m confident I could correctly place Texas, Florida, probably California and maybe Kentucky if the borders were drawn.

Naming more than one or two state capitals? Forget it!

Edit: quite sure about Alaska and Hawaii too, but I forgot those (see!).

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but the average us-american couldn't even begin to name the départements of France for example. Or anything on the scale of NUTS1 in Europe or Brazil or China.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The individual states are better compared to medium/small European countries than to districts of most countries in terms of size, population, economy and political independence.

Not being able to place Boise is is more like not being able to place Skopje than Nantes. (And yes, I had to look two of those up)

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

California maybe, Nebraska not. Catalunya is more significant than over half of the states. As is northrhine-westfalia.

Fellow European, seconding this. I can roughly point out Georgia and New York instead of Kentucky and Michigan is easy because of the coast line. I've been to the east coast, I couldn't point out the state I was in to save my live.

All these straight borders are confusing AF anyway.

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[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

Obesity is a real problem everywhere, not just us but in Mexico and Canada too.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think we would have an easier time naming the 40 provinces of canada.

We'd struggle with naming all 50 states of mexico.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Proud Onfremer here - Go Fightin' Zyglars!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Most glurons can't name them all either. All Hail Mono!

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