this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vim? Oh wow. I'd be looking into a USB Keyboard that types the entire source code of vim into the machine, assuming there isn't an easier option.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fork vim, rename it, sell it back to your company

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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Nice. My response is my 2-week's notice.

[–] southernbeaver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oh my god. My colleagues were making fun of postgres users. They didn't bother doing a Google search.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This pisses me off

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