There we go, fixed that for you
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You should put in the straight track so that when we loop back the trolley doesn’t flip
Pull the switch after the front tires have already passed the section and get some sweet drift action.
Drifting is obviously the answer here. Also can we get Peter Thiel on the track too?
Added.
Don’t change the original picture because it might change the calculus lol
letting it kill many techbros will do more good than just trump.
how old is he anyway, with that much mcdonalds in his blood i can't see him lasting that much longer.
Dies the trolley have a reverse?
I had an obsession with the trolley problem in college and I’ve never been more conflicted by a choice than this. I think I’d pick left.
I've had an obsessive hatred for it, but this one I like
I firmly believe trump is just a senile buffoon without the others directing him so agreed.
Why isn’t Thiel on those tracks? He is a puppet master.
Can it go backward?
Trump isn't long for this world unless we do something about the zealots supporting him, then we'll be dealing with his legacy EVEN LONGER after his passing. I mean we're going to be dealing with the consequences of his terms for generations anyway, but things can always get worse if we don't course correct as soon as possible. His supporters aren't just mindless drones that will disperse once he's gone, they are the workers making the magic happen for him. A demagogue without their minions isn't the same kind of threat.
Flip the lever once the front wheels have passes so the rear wheels go the other direction. Now both paths will die or we get one sick train crash.