Okay.
Get him on a call with a customer to explain why their payroll is broken.
That should be fun.
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Easy. Just transcribe the call straight into cursor
Should just work, right? Right?
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What an obnoxious buzzword bro
It fits that they don't mention testing or QA.
I love the thought of productivity being measured as more and more LoC accepted month over month. This month it was 250k, but maybe next month it will be 350! Soon their OpenAI API front end will have more LoC than the Linux Kernel!!
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That's not healthy
That's why he's a cracked developer. Already broken under the heel of his capitalist overlord.
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But not his job right? He alone is far too valuable to be replaced by an IDE. /s
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I hope he didn't use Claude because oh boy it maybe costed more than a real developer.
More lines != better code. Also, who tf wrote their libraries?
How come these 10x devs always seem to actually get requirements that don't change and never need to attend meetings
I'd love that but I live in a x today y tomorrow of business.
Just write the AI to accept non deterministic outcomes, slap it on its ass, and push it into production.
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