Same

You must be fun at parties. WHO HURT YOU?

👆👆👆

Comebacks aimed at other people's mothers or wives will never be unfunny. "Putin bofa deez nutz" is one I've ended up using fairly often in recent times.

Bingo!

Ding ding ding!

This

This

There was a time when Patrick's statement was true. But that was, like, 10 years ago.

Take my upvote

You missed "lol", "lmao", and any combination of only emojis.

Based

A thousand times this

Same

If only

Me too thanks

F

Here is my completely reasonable opinion.

EDIT: Don't know why this is being downvoted to hell, especially as this comment isn't tagged 'edited on', demonstrating I put this 'edit' in the comment immediately upon posting so UPDOOT ME WAAAAH.