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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or I could pay $5,000 for shitty seats and see a UFC fight at the Whitehouse.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pay $50,000 and you decide who wins the fight

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 days ago

Can I pick the fighters?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Throw $7 on the ground for a boost.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Coming soon to the front lawn of the highest elected official in the US

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

and hosted by the trashiest person, dana white, and a glorified bumfight association.

$50,000 ticket though for the real grift.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Give'im the ole dick twist!

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

ITT we fact check hyperbole before deciding whether it's ideologically acceptable to declare it funny like a bunch of bitchasses

All I see here is a joke on absurd ticket prices & how to be thrifty. I don't think we're expected to treat the comic genre as scientific assertions on the incidence of brawls in the subway. Touch grass.

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev -5 points 2 days ago

The rest of the $497 is to not get shot by police's bullets, shrapnel etc.

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