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Starfleet HR was constantly having to talk to Martian crewmembers about appropriate workplace banter
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Damn it Bobby
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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Here comes the juice!
oh lawd he commin!
More Expanse crossovers, please.
Someone needs to do Yar and Miller next.
Sounds like a Buddy Space Cop show, and I would watch the crap out of it.
Doors and corners, man. Doors and corners and puddles of black tar.
Be the change you want to see in the fediverse. All it takes is a paint program, a bad idea, and some time.
IIRC in the books they shit their pants often, if you sit in your crash couch wrong the G forces can push on your intestines causing you to shit your pants. So pucker up might be literal.
"pucker up" also sounds like the ordinary g straining maneuver that is trained to current fighter pilots.
Buddy was so embarrassed that he shit himself that he had a stroke
And the first dude to do it was too embarrassed to turn around and come back.
Seems like a US-centric (or rather corporate centric, German HR isn't too different from US one's, both serving the "Protect the company from employees"-role) interpretation of Trek, but I still think it's amusing
Star Trek is an American show. What do you expect?