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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I wanna talk to Isaac Newton about his wizard alchemy hobby

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Why does only "Leonardo" get the first name

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tesla. From what I have heard, he was eccentric ( paranoid possibly? ) so it'd be fun to see if I could get him to think I'm some sort of government agent looking to stop him from doing what he does.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are they time traveling to see me, or am I time traveling to see them?

Because if it's the latter, Hawking on June 28, 2009.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was that his famous time travel party?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Yes. Would be rude to turn down an invitation.

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[–] aramova@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God, I literally cannot choose. That list is probably my perfect list of scientific figures in history. Aside from Edison, he can burn in hell.

The only ones I might add would be Goodenough and Gauss.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 16 hours ago

Finally, someone with a good enough answer

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

None. I give my spot to someone who wouldn't waste it.

I can't speak on their level, and I'm okay with that. I've worked around some absolutely amazing geniuses in my career and I'm happy to be the worker bees in the arrangement. I'm no slouch, and I've done my own share of really cool stuff, but I wouldn't waste such an opportunity on me.

Give it to the Steve Baumels, the Tomas Bartas and the Jeff Linds of the world, the unsung bright spots in our tech march forward.

I'll save everyone a spot at lunch and try to get in on the group photo.

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[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Feynman, mainly because he was an amazing professor and knows how to talk to people.

Einstein and Newton disliked people, so they would be terrible conversationslists outside their areas of expertise. I think that was true of Leonardo as well. Edison is also out because he was a dick.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I was just reading a book that mentioned something Feynman said and it’s something I feel is true for me as well.

Don’t remember word for word but it was something like “Any subject is interesting if you look deep enough.”

I feel like Feynman and I could have a riveting conversation about knitting for 3 hours even though neither of us are passionate about it.

Those are the people I want to talk to.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Interesting that he supposedly said that, given how much he dunks on philosophers.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going to say Feynman for the same reason. Outside his classes it sounds like the guy was a lot of fun to be around.

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

Hawking. No chair.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Edit: I misread it. I read it as "you can talk to 3 of these"

Einstein – German and English

Hawking – English

Edison – English

Tesla – Serbocroatic

Curie – Polish

Newton – English

Feynman – English

da Vinci – Italian

Bohr – Danish

I‘d love to see the Tesla, Da Vinci and Einstein - all of them being incredibly smart but no one speaks the Same Language. Heck I think they’ll just switch to Latin to understand each other lol

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago

Skłodowska-Curie also spoke Russian, French, English and likely German.

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Edison but instead of talking to him, I Rick Roll him for three hours.

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[–] antsu@lemmy.wtf 102 points 1 day ago

Can I pick 2 and have them talk to each other instead? Would love to watch Hawking get Newton up to speed on some stuff.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To make it fair you should get extra time with hawking

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would need like a decade of prep to have any meaningful discussion with any of them 😅

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

See, I'd pick Feynman, and have him teach me bongos.

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Edison. For 3 hours, in a padded room, where no-one can hear his screams.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Feynman, he's the one you can drink a beer with.

Though if I spoke German I would show up for Einsteins last 3 hours.

[–] mstrk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Leonardo for sure! I want to know if his 4 hour cycle was true and how did he manage to do it. Did it actually helped with his studies, art and inventions?

Ok we can also talk about Mona if we have time.

[–] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Leonardo.

I have a long held theory based on the history of the Mona Lisa (Being recognized as a genderswapped self portrait he literally entitled "the Happy one" carried around by the artist and gifted to his gay lover after death) that the artist was trans.

I would absolutely love to potentially verify this because the idea that one of the most famous paintings in the world has been a trans gender affirming portrait in plain sight of art historians this whole time with nobody cluing in and writing a proper paper about it - is just kind of the best.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Leonardo seems the most interesting of the bunch.

Artist, scientist, inventor, wizard appearance gay icon all in one package.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Literally a Renaissance man.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

So that’s like 3 questions with Hawking.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 54 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Tesla. I feel there's so much we don't know, let alone understand, about his ideas. Have we overly sane/crazy washed him?

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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which one has more therapist training? 😂

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[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bohr, for sure.
I've read Feynman's biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
But he's witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
So I'd like to hear what the ruckus was about.

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I think Tesla. I want to ask him about a bunch of the rumors and conspiracy theories about him. I'm sure almost all of them are bogus, but I'd love to know.

My son picked Einstein. He's curious what his last words were.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Feynman, over a beer, at a strip club.

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