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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

OMG dude...

GRAB HIS DICK AND CHOP IT!

CHOP HIS DICK!

The ol' dick chop!

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

but it was a torture cult to a torture god and so the leader already had his dick slicing knife set aside (they also do circumcisions by request)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

if that's the case I'm about to destroy this mans dick

deglove

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's when the cult leader chops off yours

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Jokes on you, mine is too small to be able to do that 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Heaven's gate, is that you? Let me get my Nikes

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Time to jump into a vat of acid.