A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Firemen hate pedophiles
Teachers hate pedophiles
Doctors hate pedophiles
Lawyers hate pedophiles
Liberals hate pedophiles
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Independents hate pedophiles
Where's the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you're on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Unless it's their own, then "he's saving a young girl from extreme poverty"/"she's teaching a lucky boy a special lesson"/"was a human after all, no one is perfect".
From what we're seeing in the US, pedophiles hate pedophiles.... at least publicity.
And palaeoecologists hate people that borrow our lab, leave shit everywhere, and try to take it over. For FUCKS SAKE.
Software devs hate users
Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
And Product Owners.
And Scrum Masters.
And Software Architects.
And Security/Compliance Managers.
And QA Testers.
And worst of all... Software devs.
Damned software devs, they ruined software!
Software devs sure are a contentious bunch
You’ve just made an enemy for life!
And themselves from a month ago...
... when they said to themselves "This little piece of code is fine, I don't need to change it now. I'll just refactor it later. "
Proctologists hate things without a flared base.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not this way!"
Cell biologists hate contaminants.
Software engineers hate MBAs. It's like they live in a fantasy world where everything works perfectly and can be done in 3 days and can read your mind.
sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
This brought to mind a collection of asshole admin stories from the early internet. With a bit of googling, it was The Bastard Operator From Hell. God, I haven't thought of those since the 90s. I can't believe I could even recall something like that.
Anyway, fuck users.
I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.
Dentists hate 1, 16, 17, and 32.
Did anybody else just get LOST flashbacks?
Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.
ER Docters hate
.... I think the list might go on and on
Thank you for your service
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother's pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. "Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!" she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
This was just calculatingly unhinged
