ROFL. jfc.
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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I'm gonna lose it
...properly set incentives uncover ultimate goal...
It's starting to feel like everyday is a little worse than the day before.
What if they reject 100% of applications? Seems perversely incentivised.
Apparently there are some "penalties" for wrongful rejections. So for these soulless fucks this will likely become an optimization problem of achieving maximum rejections while minimizing probability of getting caught. They will likely even do statistics like "which kind of health problems/demographics can be more often rejected without it being seem like a wrongful rejection".
This makes Australia's recent #robodebt fiasco seem almost benign in comparison
I can see absolutely nothing wrong with this