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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are the other 2 words?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 119 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

👍👍 Oh yeah I'll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

[–] waz@feddit.uk 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?"

gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival

edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning

Brb needed a breakup line, thanks

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Burnett really missed his chance to use Calm down, grandma

They called him an egghead twice lol

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

"Egghead neuroscientist grandma" feels like it would disarm me.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do I say if it's my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).

My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.

sounds like she needs to calm down a little

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well at least they didn't call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Egghead? Back in my day they called them "boffins"