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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Where DMT pen

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't know DMT came in vape form. What a time to be alive.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

well it’s always vaporized, burning it will destroy it…
but it turns out, with a little chemistry you can put anything into a vape

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

I'm a thing, Greg. Can you put me in a vape?

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 49 minutes ago

What do you taste like?

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 56 minutes ago

sure, i just need a crematorium, and a mortar and pestle…

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

With the right tools, yes. I could vape you.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 14 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Crazy people were spreading stupid shit like this on youtube for decades but I would really like to know why Vice thinks this is newsworthy now. Did the society became so stupid that being an idiot influences is now a valid profession?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Did the society became so stupid that being an idiot influences is now a valid profession?

Yeah.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Slow news day at their office

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Heheh. Reminds me of the guy I knew who did a DMT trip and claimed to be able to see between the atoms and retrieve lost memories.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe the lost memories were meant to stay lost? Who knows what eldritch horrors we uncover? I think the lost memories should stay that way: lost.

[–] Lemmynated@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Bring on the lost memories, if the world ends in abject horror, well it's only speeding up what's happening.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are "real" doesn't actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Great, I've been suffering through Capitalism and now I have to learn that it's not even real Capitalism.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago) (1 children)

The only thing one could do with knowledge of being in a simulation, is trying to find bugs and exploits.
From now on, I expect anyone claiming we live in a simulation to have a working perpetual motion device, faster that light communication, or something similarly impressive. If they don't, their claim is ~~meaningless~~ useless.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Just because they can't find exploits in a simulation sophisticated enough to run a seemingly infinite universe doesn't mean there's no simulation.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 minutes ago

No, but it does mean they have no evidence of being in a simulation.

Which is about as meaningless as saying we live in a universe dreamed up by Azathoth.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 44 minutes ago

I know, but otherwise there is no use for the knowledge that we live in a simulation. Unless someone can contact the outside of course.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

The dmt is doing the heavy lifting there.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 40 minutes ago

Like the Kumail Nanjiani joke about a new drug called "cheese," made by mixing Tylenol PM with heroin.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Does Dmt know something we don't?

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Spill the dmtee

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Your body knows dmt should deployed at the time of death. Maybe its uploading you to the cloud.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

I always wanted to be with the fluffy stuff. Great!

[–] mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

I was just about to say😅 with enough dmt anything is a simulation. Lasers are just for aesthetics

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I don't know who needs to hear this, but people, please do not take psychedelics and put lasers near your eyes.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Do not take psychedelic with remaining eye.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

Emphasis on AND. Putting lasers near your eyes is a sober activity.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure how you can it these days, but I recommend static on a TV over this.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 70 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and...

Anyone else get "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." vibes.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Dimethyltryptamine. Shit‘s got the TRYP already in the name bro.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This guy needs to jack off more.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago

I think we all need to jack off more. People are wound far too tight these days.

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