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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can't hide) vegetarians to space

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

But the aliens are plant-based…

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

vegetarians

So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

hence we're sending the non-kinky ones

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Dang I thought we were invisible.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

damnit i want to go to space but I'm one of those kinky aces

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you know what let's build our own rocket with buffets and dildos

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

A buffet of dildos?

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First contact's gonna be kinky

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.

I'd be fine tho.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 days ago

Either fuck it, or fuck with it.