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I don't think this is right (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i love the term we're expecting. Because it makes it sound like there is more than one possible outcome. We're expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Well the more morbid views is that they're "expecting" a baby but that baby may not arrive with batteries included.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

But it could

(Comic book MTV's Beavis and Butthead The Butt-Files 1997)

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Is that Giygas?

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A face full of alien wing-wong

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

!lv426@lemmy.world