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[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

More like "It doesn't matter how you vote, the evil party is going to win because the slightly-less-evil party just lost a large chunk of their voter base because funding a ethnic genocide in the middle east was a hill they were dying on"

Do your part by voting for the slightly less shit party, but don't be surprised when it happens anyway, they're counting on it. They want it. Whenever they need to do something evil they can just throw the election so the republicans can take the hit for them, just like every time.

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[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, I'm sure they would still hold elections. But your options would be even more limited. "Sorry, but the other parties just didn't run any candidates for this election. Imagine that."

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There are no next gen democrats. They only think one single election at a time.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

This is the only argument left for Democrats.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

there's a 19yo candidate ? looks like I'm completely out of the loop

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That would not be legal. The Constitution mandates that the president has to be at least 35 years old.

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[–] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] spez_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I vote for old person

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (16 children)
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