nothing gives a boost to your ego like getting your semen anlysed, and getting better than average results.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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I believe the tradition response is:
- Fake! anon has gf
- Gay! Anon stared at sperm for an hour.
Don’t be ridiculous!
Its fake because woman don’t exist
have gf
Posts on 4chan
FAAAAAAKE
Unless they met each other through 4chan...
A book I read claimed this is pretty much how it went down with the guy who discovered sperm. They claimed he did it with his wife and sprang from the bed because jacking off was frowned upon and of course he'd have to explain where he got the human semen from. Unfortunately a quick glance over some articles has me thinking that might've been heavy conjecture. Though it is confirmed that at one point he thought sperm were a stage of homunculus. There was debate at the time whether woman had anything to do with the formation of a baby other than carrying it lmao.
TIL I might be autistic.
I cannot stress this enough: fuck 4chan